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Conquest's Third Law

The simplest explanation of any bureaucracy's behaviour is to assume it is controlled by a cabal of its enemies.

A satirical restatement of Pournelle's iron law rather than a causal claim. Its diagnostic value is as a test: if an organisation's behaviour looks deliberately self-defeating, look for whose interest it does serve.

In practice

  • An agency whose stated purpose is to speed up planning has a process that adds nine months, and no individual within it wanted that.
  • A quality department that slows every release enough to make quality worse would look identical whether it were captured or merely badly designed.
Standing
A satirical restatement of Pournelle's iron law, not a causal claim.
Subject
Organizations & Bureaucracy
Essay
The folklore of office life

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